February 2011
when parents ask you ...
“hey , did you get home safely”
“no i died like four times”
200 followers! i love you...
i can not express how much i love you guys, thank you soooooo much!
good night! Xoxo :)))))asfddsf
blaggot:
baby I’m a free bitch
togepenis:
beefycrunchburrito:
im gonna go to justin bieber concerts dressed as a girl so he’ll pick me out of the audience as the one less lonely girl and i’ma go up there and cry and stuff and then reveal my penis lol
omg
You typed a wink face...
You’re obviously down to fuuuuck.
January 2011
its so cold out i saw a nigger with his pants up
When someone asks you when you're going to get a...
…and you’re just like “I don’t know, I guess tomorrow when I walk out of my house I’ll just choose one from the swarm of guys that all come sprinting towards me.”
likespancakes:
going to do something progress. xoxo